Saturday 27 August 2011

The Man with a Harley...


Bad boys wear buggy jeans, their trousers sag like they have soiled them. They talk out the side of their mouths and they wear big sunglasses. The bad boy wants to be noticed, they want to be seen, they know they are not the real deal so they fake it. The real deal plays a different kind of game, You see, I am not writing this for the bad boy, I mean they are just boys, I am writing about Real Men, The kind of man with big balls and bigger brains. The kind of man who doesn’t dress up, he doesn’t talk much but does a lot.

Harleys Davidson’s are built for a man of action, tough man. The kind of man who doesn’t eat vegetables, just  meat. In fact Harley Davidson’s are made for the kind of man who doesn’t even cook his food, eats raw. The kind of man who doesn’t chew his food, just swallows. Harley Davidson’s are made for the kind of man who is not an accountant and if they are the worked at Enron

Unfortunately the world is full of boys, and the sad thing is that there is nothing I could say to make the boys understand what real men are, so let me tell you about something real Men Fancy, The Harley Davidson.

Harley Davidson’s are a testimony of American tradition; it’s the ultimate portrayal of power, independence and even fraternity. The Harley is arguably the most remarkable of all motorbikes and its following arguably the most charismatic. No other item in the world of motoring has such a phenomenal and fanatical following. The Harley is more than a motorbike, its more than a ride; it’s a way of life.

Harleys represent a tradition; they are built for a specific kind of man. Harleys are built to be remembered. Harleys Davidson’s are built for a man of action, tough man. The kind of man who doesn’t eat vegetables, just  meat. In fact Harley Davidson’s are made for the kind of man who doesn’t even cook his food, eats raw. The kind of man who doesn’t chew his food, just swallows. Harley Davidson’s are made for the kind of man who is not an accountant and if they are the worked at Enron and that went burst. Harleys are for the kind of man who doesn’t work in an office, he does his job in a pair of cut jeans and boots, no shirt.

At the end of the day, both the bad boy and the tough man will go to the bar. The bad boy will come wearing some chains and fake jewelry; the tough man will be more subtle. He will sit at the corner quietly and sip his drink as the bad boy runs his mouth. Then the tough man will get up and walk up to the counter and the bad boy will get in his way, The tough man will knock him out and then the sheriff will show up and as soon as he learns the tough man rides a Harley, hey will let him off…But what do I know, I am only a black boy from an African country, I have never seen a Harley, just read about them and seen them on Tv, but they were memorable.

2 comments:

foenga said...

Tz machines r just incredible. Tey can easily outlast u. Tey r te kind of toys i wuld wish to passover to ma grand children-including a rolls royce, n an early version of mercedes-manly ones,nt te kind tat tey mk 4chicks nowadays. I will own manly cars,manly stuff... Do tey allow te importation of cadillacs?Tz machines r just incredible. Tey can easily outlast u. Tey r te kind of toys i wuld wish to passover to ma grand children-including a rolls royce, n an early version of mercedes-manly ones,nt te kind tat tey mk 4chicks nowadays. I will own manly cars,manly stuff... Do tey allow te importation of cadillacs?

Money Press said...

The are more than bikes, they are special, The kind of thing that is not made, its crafted. They have not changed the way they look from the begining, but they are still timeless. Frank, Cadillacs are mostly left hand drive and the ones in right hand drive are actually saabs from sweden. I like the Old school Mercs as well. Frank, thanks a lot mate for following my blog.