One day I had gone to the butchery and as I looked outside I saw one of the most appalling sights in my life, It was utmost disgusting, It was most deeply perturbing and scary. I saw a Chicken eating a used condom, a Kenyan had made love in the street and dropped his condom, apparently it was too big and it fell off. Now this Chicken was eating a sexually transmitted disease and this was going to pass to the egg and some stone headed muscle head was going to eat that egg and not know where it came from. Possibly the man who used the Condom was protecting himself from Aids only to end up getting it from an egg, I now see why people become Vegans.
I saw a Chicken eating a used condom, a Kenyan had made love in the street and dropped his condom, apparently it was too big and it fell off. Now this Chicken was eating a sexually transmitted disease and this was going to pass to the egg
It is possible that the condom had been used by a gay man who had penetrated another mans posterior and now it gets even worse, the condom now contained an STD and possibly the entrails of a perverted phaggot. I never knew chicken could be sore dangerous.
Then there is the possibility that some sex starved masturbating gentleman woke up one day and felt that the chicken would make a good partner and they would kill it with their phallus and not wanting to waste “good meat” he would slaughter the chicken and then invite you over to dinner and for sure you would indirectly be giving the man a blow job.
Hey! Another day of fun at the screaming donkey! Enjoy your day and be suspicious of the Chicken you eat!!
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