Premature Ejaculations in Intellectual Intercourse.

Maybe You don’t know what intellectual intercourse is, well It’s a very dull thing. In fact the word intercourse is the only interesting thing about intellectual intercourse. Well, in the case of intellectual intercourse, intercourse has nothing erotic its simply a way of making a very dull phenomenon enticing. Intellectual intercourse simply put is an exchange of ideas, statements and portions of opinion between alleged intellectuals; basically intellectual intercourse is a buffet of unappetizing dishes that are usually served to people with little or no taste.

Up to this point Intellectual intercourse sounds like an extraterrestrial phenomenon, and it should. You see, intellectual intercourse is simply punctuated by nebulous terms with unfathomable meanings, it’s frequently an opportunity for unfashionable people to show off their Jargon.

Intellectual intercourse is for people who are dull, the kind of people who read a newspaper for a month, the kind of people who wear big spectacles. Intellectuals are usually people called Oloo, Otiende , occasionally there is a Kamau and others. Intellectuals are the kind of people you don’t go out to dinner with, they are the kind of people who want to prune your opinion on a certain lecture last month. They are the kind of people who come to ask you about Ruto’s prospects in relation to Raila. They are the kind of people who discuss things nobody wants to discuss, they are the kind of people who become class representatives in campus, the kind who vie for seats at SONU, and they are mostly political though they rarely ever get votes. Fortunately, I am not an intellectual; I am a bit more fun than that.

Up to this point Intellectual intercourse sounds like an extraterrestrial phenomenon, and it should. You see, intellectual intercourse is simply punctuated by nebulous terms with unfathomable meanings, it’s frequently an opportunity for unfashionable people to show off their Jargon. What kind of foreplay is deployed before intellectual intercourse?

I have associated with alleged intellectuals at one time, and their pedigree is the same, The intercourse always ends the same way, in premature ejaculation. Unfortunately, most of my intellectual encounters end badly for the dull types because I am not usually impressed by their egotistical theatrics, I rarely get intimidated by big words and I always repel them by my humour and fun, most of them just have a hatred for fun.