Jeff Koinange’s Secrets.

Jeff Koinange, the Bench, what a show? What a guest? It’s sizzling. I like that guy, I like his originality, his charisma and his charm or whatever you call it. There is no getting away, Jeff is an Alpha male, the kind that got it and they know it.

He is the Centerpiece of K24, his slogan has stuck like a scar, but I think Jeff has secrets. I am sure Jeff uses a lot of energy to talk, a normal person would loose weight talking like Jeff. I mean, look at his enlarged Chin, his exaggerated Jaws; his adaptations. I think Jeff has batteries; I am sure he goes home and plugs his chin to the mains and charges his mouth

I like the way Jeff is dramatic on the Bench, very lively and captivating. He knows what to ask and how to ask it, he is a master when it comes to flattering the guests. He always keeps the guest in the spotlight. He is unique, he is authentic because he is himself, he is Kenya’s equivalent of Jeremy Clarkson, the oaf on top Gear. He is original like Quest of CNN. He is the Centerpiece of K24, his slogan has stuck like a scar, but I think Jeff has secrets. I am sure Jeff uses a lot of energy to talk, a normal person would loose weight talking like Jeff. I mean, look at his enlarged Chin, his exaggerated Jaws; his adaptations. I think Jeff has batteries; I am sure he goes home and plugs his chin to the mains and charges his mouth. Ever noticed that Jeff never drinks the water he serves his guests? If Jeff gets water into his mouth he will electrocute his mouth and that would ruin the interview.

I am sure, this looks like another sorry joke, a pointless article on a lame blog, but you are wrong. All that was just a catch line, the hook to make you read, why do you think it was highlighted on the page? Now here are the real secrets of the Bench. If you have ever watched the Bench and its guests you will realize it has very deeply political undertones, I mean, look at the guests, people like Matsanga, Ruto and other ICC critics and Fugitives. Look at the consistent anti Hague rhetoric, do you ever wonder why? It is simple, the Kenyatta family owns the Kameme group which includes K24, and the People Newspaper, and further still Jeff is a relative of the Kenyatta family. Those are just facts, you make your Verdict.