Guess what? Pastor Chris is back to Kenyan, he is coming back to spread his ministry of Instant marriage. Apparently Chris has made a new invention for instant marriage. This could be big, up until now the only way to get married was to attend numerous dates with frogs until you found your mate but Pastor Chris has an answer. Focus your efforts on other things and Pastor Chris will find you a Husband, This is speed dating accelerated, Its courtship on fast forward. You see before Pastor Chris made his invention you used to look for a partner and then plan a wedding, but with Pastor Chris you plan your wedding first and he finds you a husband on the morning of your wedding.
before Pastor Chris made his invention you used to look for a partner and then plan a wedding, but with Pastor Chris you plan your wedding first and he finds you a husband on the morning of your wedding.
Who am I kidding here? I am very weary of anything Nigerian. Nigerians are the most crooked of people in the world, Nigeria is the place where people print their own Driving licenses, Nigeria is the only place in the world where someone will tell you “Oga” as soon as you step out of a shower. Simply put, Nigerians are conmen; Nigerians are the people who sent you the Email telling you that you had inherited a fortune from a billionaire who did not know where to hand down his money. Nigerians are the people who make the fake notes you get conned with every so often. Obviously Pastor Chris smells like Fish.
Pastor Chris has perfected the art of exploiting people’s credulity. It is obvious that many women are frustrated with their search for Husbands, and this eventually becomes desperation. Desperation is Gold to a fraud. Its not hard to see why his PR machine is always airing videos of weddings and testimonies of women who were proposed to via text messages and twitter. Apparently all these women are suited by Doctors, Lawyers and Engineers. We are not all engineers, lawyers or doctors, Where will all these women find the top professionals that Chris promises? Again, how desperate does a woman have to be to accept a proposal via SMS, how does one send an engagement ring on SMS?
3 comments:
Wajinga ndio waliwao.
Hilarious.This Pastor Chinedu is such a fraud.he has fraud written allover him.But Kenyans never learn, we adore all things foreign
Thanks a lot for your comments guys. Ok, Anonymous, I think its just a sad tale of desperation and lack of information that leads people into such fake promises
Post a Comment