Thursday 27 October 2011

Alliance High School 2030...

The Vision has come to pass, Change has erased the past, Modernity has subdued history and Progress has erased Poverty. The year is 2030, The future has come, Kenya is now an Industrial Nation. The Great school has stood the test of time, The Alliance high school is still around, Many have come and Gone but the School remained.

Its now 2030... the Punishment parade has gone wireless, suspects text their admission numbers and they are awarded their punishments instantly...the Punishment department has introduced a witness protection system to protect snitches

Its now the year 2030 and a lot of things have changed in Alliance High School. The school has updated its discipline system to be in line with the latest Technology. First of all the Punishment parade has gone wireless, suspects text their admission numbers and they are awarded their punishments instantly.. In order to operate in a just manner the Punishment parade now has a fingerprint system that ensures correct convict Identity. In order to encourage students to report misdemeanors the Punishment department has introduced a witness protection system to protect snitches. The Punishment department runs a number of safe houses for protected witnesses such as the School cell facility.

Modern technology has also been used to make Alliance high school a more efficient society, For example speed Cameras have been fitted on the main highway to spot and Identify Trotting candidates. A facial recognition system has been fitted at the dinning hall entries to prevent Punishment parade suspects from entering. The Facial recognition system has reduced the number of people missing punishment parade. The prefect body has also been equiped with 2 way radios to aid in apprehending suspects for Punishment and it is now typical to hear "Suspect spotted at Kaginas Canteen, Roger that!!"

The Alliance high school has also made a lot of improvements to prefects working environments. Prefects are now assisted by well trained dogs and surveillance cameras to monitor the school.

Alliance high school has also come a long way in terms of Civil rights. Atheist students are now exempt from Chapel services. Alliance high school is a progressive school that has accepted Gay people and has recognized FRANCIS HOUSE as an ALL GAY house(JUST KIDDING, DONT EAT ME!!).

The Alliance high school also has made a lot of improvements to the Medical systems.The Sanatorium also introduced a VCT for "adventurous students", The Sanatorium also has a mental wing for those who have mental "deficits". The sanatorium has also introduced a traditional medicine section for those who are offended by "Western" decadence. Apart from these the Sanatorium also offers rehabilitation to students with addictions as well as Circumcision and sperm donation services.... 

The Money department has not been forgotten, The bursar office now runs an ATM service for students who need "Pesa pap" and the Bursar office also offers Loans for distressed students who have eaten school fees. The office of the BMS has an auction department to deal with loan defaulters. The Kagina's canteen has started selling items on Credit to broke students, the loans are secured on student grades of course; those who fail to pay get marks deducted.

8 comments:

foenga said...

PHILIP! this the greates article you have ever written. damn it! i luv it! i luv it!

Rell Guk said...

simply a master-piece! we want another.

Money Press said...

Oenga, keep watching...more coming soon...thanks a lot Rell, You will get another...

ndolo said...

hiyo ni kali what'll be done on lights out issues mutali on his regulars?

Nyachieo said...

Good stuff mate. That Francis House gay thing killed it. The arthur-francis block always lived to that sort of drama during my time.
One request though, could you write on 'A day in Alliance High Schhol' or something like that. Am sure many would like to read how a typical day in bush churns out. From morning work, breakfast, assembly, chapel, tea-break, punishment parade, cross-country et al. Am sure it would be a good read.

Kevin Rotich said...

one word. Superb.

audi said...

lolllllllll,"suspect spotted at Kaginas canteen, roger that!"

Cristianjqsz said...

PHILIP! this the greates article you have ever written. damn it! i luv it! i luv it!